Surprisingly, being Mr. Barnum doesn’t pay enough to keep me in the lavish lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed. The corporate world, however, has seen fit to allow me to haunt her hallowed halls and wander around her watercoolers.
Today, I again dodged the corporate bullet. 10% of the total company workforce gone at 9:30AM.
They keep shooting, I keep ducking.
In that vein, I’d like to offer all of you a few grains of my corporate survival wisdom. I’d tell you in words, but sometimes pictures say so much more… here’s the link to today’s survival lesson:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW4s7TETtJA
Keep your head down and cover your ass. It’s war out there.
Blogus Ridiculum
PT
Tags: atomic bomb, unemployment
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