Now that I’ve been writing this blog for three months, I’ve decided to share the month’s top 10 search results that brought web surfers to Mr. Barnum’s Bridgeport To Nowhere. I promise you that these are the actual top search results.

1) bridgeport public access tv
2) lisa parziale
3) how to shoplift a snake
4) where do they sell stripper poles in bridgeport
5) bill finch bar fight
6) is joaquin phoenix on heroin
7) kevin bacon financial woes
8 who is the candy man
9) stop n shop
10) monkey danger

While this blog has touched on the topics on strippers, Joaquin Phoenix, Lisa Parziale, strippers, way too many monkey jokes, and Bill Finch, I must admit that I can’t quite recall my written references to shoplifting snakes and buying stripper poles in Bridgeport.
Apparently Google is reading the subliminal messages in my words. But hey, whatever brings new readers to this blog, right?
In that spirit, I’m tossing out a few random search phrases to see if anyone out in the web universe bites…

How to make a monkey the recipient of a living will
Raising Zombies for fun and profit
Diary accounts of cavemen
Are Brad’s pits smelly?
Why is Adam Sandler considered funny?
Sara Palin intelligence test
Can too much love really drive a man insane?
The wit and wisdom of John Fabrizi
Car theft rates in Bridgeport (a huge search phrase, I’m sure)
Ben Franklin in ladies clothes
Bridgeport Now the world’s greatest cable access show
Rush Limbaugh naked
Did Elvis like Skippy peanut butter?
Hannah Montana, anti-Christ
How to contribute to Chris Dodd’s doomed campaign
Could Charlie the Tuna and The Chicken of the Sea mermaid mate?
Who invented fake dog poop?
Can angels be trusted with my car keys?

OK, let’s see how long it takes to get some new readers!

PS: If anyone out there does know where to buy a used stripper pole cheap here in Bridgeport, call me ASAP.

Blogus Ridiculum

PT

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