This Breaking News on the endless story that began with last Tuesday’s theft of between $20,000 and $1,000,000 in taxpayer cash and checks from the Bridgeport City Treasurer’s office:

Last night, beneath the cloak of darkness, irate Bridgeport citizens attempted to take matters into their own hands, forcing the slow progression of justice by the swift kick of mob rule! The city needs to get this case solved before we end up living in a town run by anarchists! Bridgeport needs Barack Obama - or someone like him to save us!
My city hall source “Gag Reflex” has sent me yet another exclusive link to this video shot live during last night’s mob violence!

A warning note to our more sensitive viewers - especially those easily frightened by men in stove pipe hats: This video may contain actual footage of you, your neighbors, or mindless Bridgeport vigilantees in acts of disturbing violence of historic proportions!
So let’s get right to it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cni1B6g1_1M

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Tags: City Hall, City Hall Robbery