Archive for April, 2009

15
Apr

From The Bowels of The Barnum Blog

   Posted by: Mr Barnum    in Popular Culture, Uncategorized

Now that I’ve been writing this blog for three months, I’ve decided to share the month’s top 10 search results that brought web surfers to Mr. Barnum’s Bridgeport To Nowhere. I promise you that these are the actual top search results.

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12
Apr

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

   Posted by: Mr Barnum    in Hollywood, Popular Culture, Religion, Uncategorized

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When I was a Catholic schoolboy back in Chicago, my run-ins with the nuns were a regular occurrence.

Once, I was asked what I was giving up for Lent. My reply?

“Religion”. The nun called my Mom.

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Today’s news comes from Lennie Grimaldi’s Only in Bridgeport.
http://onlyinbridgeport.com/wordpress/campaign-and-city-tale-of-two-funds/

The word from the incestual circle jerk cesspool known as Washington DC is that former US congressman from Connecticut Christopher Shays has finally secured himself a new job. It’s only been five months since the last congressional Republican in New England finally got his ass handed to him by Democratic challenger Jim Himes.

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