
As many of you may know, Mr. Barnum has been away from Bridgeport through most of this underwear-soaked, mosquito-infested summer.
“There’s only one thing they’re not making any more of – land. And one thing that we’ll never run out of – death. Combine the two and you’ve got the whole thing covered.”
From his 1964 TV Today review of “Death Valley Days” as collected in “The Layman’s guide To Perspicacity” by Delman Mangrove


As many of you may know, Mr. Barnum has been away from Bridgeport through most of this underwear-soaked, mosquito-infested summer.

Surprisingly, being Mr. Barnum doesn’t pay enough to keep me in the lavish lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed. Read the rest of this entry »